Comment on Boss, please pick up

1dalm@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• snooggums@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  EMERGENCY

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  • 1dalm@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    sigh No. I would not have hired you. The performance of the job requires that you have a functioning nervous system and brain.

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    • testfactor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Though the fact that you’re asking me this gives me cause for concern that you don’t have that now.

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      • 1dalm@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        I’m sorry, but at no time during the application or interview process was I ever asked to present certification of either a brain or nervous system. Nor was such a requirement explicitly itemized in the job listing.

        I will cc’ing HR for any further discussion on the matter.

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    • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Would you hire me if I had a Cerebral Ganglia consisting of 302 neurons and 56 glial cells in my third segment, just above my pharynx, that allows for simple crawling?

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      • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        “Hire”?
        No, we will be renting a batch of you.

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    • pulsey@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      on the other hand a worm doesnt have spine. So they could become a politician.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      It obviously does not. Per pound Wormy Bill is your top producing employee.

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    • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I guess that job is AI proof, lucky

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