the quote is “absence makes the heart grow fonder”
not jizz tents, nor distance
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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
The best thing to do before your wedding is to go camping and bang like rabbits. You know what they say, jizz tents makes the heart grow fonder.
BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
Way to rain on my parade. Tabarnac, you just ruined my entire life.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
with your partner or just random rabbits?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
If you’re a rabbit go nuts and bang other rabbits but if you’re a human person no no no we don’t fuck animals
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
fine, what about half human half animal? mermaid, centaurs?
Reyali@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
If they are intelligent enough to communicate and consent, sure, why not.
Yasmeen@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I’ve never had sex, been in a relationship, or had male friends - life in Saudi. I’ve also never spent significant time away from home without my family. So many new things are incoming. 🤠
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 hour ago
No kidding. that’s a lot of pressure on you, and a lot of changes. You’re totally justified in freaking out a bit. You’re a smart and capable person - you got this. Just keep your family on speed dial to help with the being away part - I feel like that may be the hardest for you.
velma@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
So many changes! Do you know your future husband well? I hope he’s a gentle and kind man for you.
Take your time, enjoy the day as much as possible! It goes very fast!