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Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tear off the branch and measure the total length.
It is imperative that the branch not be damaged
It’s just a branch who cares? Mangle that fucker lol
Ok chop down the tree and cut a line perpindicular to the bottom of the branch into the tree. Then measure the branch with watever remains of the tree attached.
Would using a chainsaw count as “chop”?
I mean, chainsaws were invented to cut up the pubic area, so you wouldn’t be far off.
Because it’s oak-wilt season, right?
Unless you’re into that
Mesophar@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
It is imperative that the branch not be damaged
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s just a branch who cares? Mangle that fucker lol
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ok chop down the tree and cut a line perpindicular to the bottom of the branch into the tree. Then measure the branch with watever remains of the tree attached.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Would using a chainsaw count as “chop”?
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I mean, chainsaws were invented to cut up the pubic area, so you wouldn’t be far off.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Because it’s oak-wilt season, right?
watson387@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Unless you’re into that