I don’t think you need to prevent angled entry; take the deepest measurement achieved at any angle.
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kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The correct way is to see how deep into a Pringle it can go. For an accurate measure, you’ll need to prevent angled entry. You can help it slide in straight by using a couple guiding sponges on either side of a latex glove attached to the rim pushed up inside it. Put a bit of Vaseline in the glove to prevent tearing the glove with the rough bark. For maximum safety, put the jar of Vaseline in a warm water bath for a few minutes beforehand to make the viscosity better for smooth entry and exit.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 week ago
You working with a micro twig? Someone’s trimming back the foliage can help make it seem longer.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
That sounds like an awful lot of effort just to jack off a tree branch
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 week ago
gasp! clutches pearls
How dare you imply such vulgarity about my branch measuring device.