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Isn’t that gay or something?
Yes. Sex with women is gay because women are feminine and femininity is gay.
To be truly straight, only have sex with other men. Men are masculine, that’s straight.
Gotta man scissor though, so you’re both the fucker and the fuckee at the same time, otherwise one of you is the girl.
You just gotta win at gay sex, that’s how you become the man
Back in my day we just called that a double dutch rudder.
Explains why my gay friend always looked so intrigued when I asked if he wanted to go Dutch but then disappointed when it was splitting the bill.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Yes. Sex with women is gay because women are feminine and femininity is gay.
To be truly straight, only have sex with other men. Men are masculine, that’s straight.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Gotta man scissor though, so you’re both the fucker and the fuckee at the same time, otherwise one of you is the girl.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You just gotta win at gay sex, that’s how you become the man
NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 months ago
Back in my day we just called that a double dutch rudder.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Explains why my gay friend always looked so intrigued when I asked if he wanted to go Dutch but then disappointed when it was splitting the bill.