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My entire business is turning gasoline into the money I need to live, f350 work truck included. Got really lucky finding a 5.4 in the 1 ton frame, 25 years old, and it’s still an absolute dog on fuel. And now I also have the shame of people thinking the truck is because my dick is little, which I feel any time I don’t have equipment on a trailer. At least I kept the Subaru for groceries?

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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
You may be able to offset that judgement by keeping your truck slathered in mud and always having at least five ladders hanging off it. Says, “Shut up, I actually use this!”

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- JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Bed is full of mulch and tools, does that count?
  
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  - ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    Honestly just having the bed be dinged and/or dirty is plenty to me.
    
    It’s absurd the number of trucks I’ve seen where the bed liner looks brand new, never used, on a 5-10 YO vehicle. No body damage, not even a scuff on the tailgate.
    
    Sure it IS possible to regularly use a truck as a truck and be so careful as to not cause any damage, but it’s incredibly unlikely.
    
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Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
How about a flatbet sprinter?

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- JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  That. That is fucking sexy! Is it a fuckin cabover!? I bet it gets amazing mileage. Guy I work with has a Mitsubishi flatbed for a spray truck, little 4cyl turbo diesel lugs around 500gal of water no problem.
  
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  - Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    It’s a normal van with the engine in front, just specced with double cab and three-side tipping flatbed :) See these around a lot here in germany. Some have a short cab and then a big toolbox between cab and bed as well
    
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Justifier@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
No one cares about old trucks, and very few people are hating on them here

Its the new pavement princesses catching the smoke here, and intentionally blowing it in peoples faces irl

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- JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  That’s good because I can hardly drive it around how frequently something or other breaks. Hood latch return spring was the culprit this morning.
  
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youcantreadthis@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Sticker that says you got the smallest engine you could this isn’t about your dick you really use it for work or join in and get one saying your dickreally is that small

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- JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Dick is tiny, but unrelated to my need for the truck.
  
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  - youcantreadthis@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    Oh yes do both say like my dick is so small I don’t even need this truck to tell you that I just needed it for work
    
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- gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Actually did see a sticker on someone’s truck that said “#smolppgng.” The self awareness was refreshing.
  
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