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Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• iknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s like using your laptop poolside. Seems cool but actually sucks ass.

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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yep, the idea is far better than the reality.

    Enjoy your breakfast in bed, sweetie. Then get the hell up so I can wash the sheets, because crumbs in the bed is absolutely nasty.

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I put those puppies training pads in my bed so I can catch the syrup I drip and that sticks to my fingers after.

  I’m okay with croissant crumbs on my pillow, it detracts from the feeling of my eye boogers.

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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    People like you should be culled.

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• zeroConnection@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I can’t tell if the food is on the bed or on a table in front of the bed.

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  • Zier@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It looks like the room service cart is parked at the foot of the bed.

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