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TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That is way more impressive. Any idiot can eat a baby.

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  • SmokedBillionaire@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tarrare, is that you?

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    • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      wow, TIL. Poor guy.

      That whole wikipedia page reads like a tall tale.

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      • prettybunnys@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “No fork was found.”

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  • tdawg@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But can any baby eat an idiot?

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    • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I would love to find out but the man keeps denying my grant applications.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No way. Babies can’t even have fucking honey, my money is on the idiot.

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      • ElectricMachman@geostationary.orbiting.observer ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Counterpoint: babies will chomp anything within an inch of their faces. Given enough time the idiot might just get gummed to death

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    • starik@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mashed carrots are about as dumb as they come, so yes.

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• Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Great band name.

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