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Idiot.

Cashier opens a plastic bag for the beer. Horse flips its shit and bucks him through the ceiling and kills itself crashing into every sharp thing in the store.

Still total legend of he and the horse lived.

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Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Horses are never pleased. You arnt giving them enough treats.

They also are actively always trying to explode and implode at the same time and the effort to maintain both plodsions makes them grumpy.

Also the broom moved. WHY DID THE BROOM MOVE HAN?! THE WORLD IS ENDING AHHHHHHH!!!

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- just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Yes, you’re also supposed to press G to pet them, and press B to brush. It also increases their stamina
  
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- ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  This guy horses.
  
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- hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  
  They also are actively always trying to explode and implode at the same time and the effort to maintain both plodsions makes them grumpy.
  
  Best thing I’ve seen today! LOL
  
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- dkppunk@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  
  Horses are never pleased. You arnt giving them enough treats.
  
  Sounds just like my rabbits with their perpetual frowns. I guess horses and rabbits are more similar than I thought.
  
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