but i like the mites. they are my friend.
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valar@lemmy.ca 2 months agoThere are plenty of fish in the sea (that aren’t filled with mites)
nialv7@lemmy.world 2 months ago
CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
You call them mites, I call them free face massage
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The mites replace their tongue
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Imagine just chilling in your home, doing whatever it is mites do in their leisure, looking forward to that time of night when the big giant head comes home to bring you more delicious dander, only to have your god cast your home into the darkness of the refuse bin. Our Lord, why have you forsaken us?!?
can@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Feeling very conflicted as I go to sleep right now.
lemmylommy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well, better than the hydrogen peroxide genocide.