Imagine just chilling in your home, doing whatever it is mites do in their leisure, looking forward to that time of night when the big giant head comes home to bring you more delicious dander, only to have your god cast your home into the darkness of the refuse bin. Our Lord, why have you forsaken us?!?
valar@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
There are plenty of fish in the sea (that aren’t filled with mites)
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Imagine just chilling in your home, doing whatever it is mites do in their leisure, looking forward to that time of night when the big giant head comes home to bring you more delicious dander, only to have your god cast your home into the darkness of the refuse bin. Our Lord, why have you forsaken us?!?
can@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Feeling very conflicted as I go to sleep right now.
lemmylommy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Well, better than the hydrogen peroxide genocide.
nialv7@lemmy.world 1 day ago
but i like the mites. they are my friend.
CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
You call them mites, I call them free face massage
fartographer@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
The mites replace their tongue