Comment on Immune

• valar@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There are plenty of fish in the sea (that aren’t filled with mites)

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine just chilling in your home, doing whatever it is mites do in their leisure, looking forward to that time of night when the big giant head comes home to bring you more delicious dander, only to have your god cast your home into the darkness of the refuse bin. Our Lord, why have you forsaken us?!?

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Feeling very conflicted as I go to sleep right now.

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    • lemmylommy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, better than the hydrogen peroxide genocide.

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  • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    but i like the mites. they are my friend.

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    • CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You call them mites, I call them free face massage

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The mites replace their tongue

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