Imagine just chilling in your home, doing whatever it is mites do in their leisure, looking forward to that time of night when the big giant head comes home to bring you more delicious dander, only to have your god cast your home into the darkness of the refuse bin. Our Lord, why have you forsaken us?!?
valar@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
There are plenty of fish in the sea (that aren’t filled with mites)
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Imagine just chilling in your home, doing whatever it is mites do in their leisure, looking forward to that time of night when the big giant head comes home to bring you more delicious dander, only to have your god cast your home into the darkness of the refuse bin. Our Lord, why have you forsaken us?!?
can@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Feeling very conflicted as I go to sleep right now.
lemmylommy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well, better than the hydrogen peroxide genocide.
nialv7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
but i like the mites. they are my friend.
CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
You call them mites, I call them free face massage
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The mites replace their tongue