“What? The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!” - OP, maybe
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bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 2 days ago
Wait a second…how did they get that chimp finger.
They aren’t exactly passive creatures who hold still for a photo.
You cut it off did you…..
You monster!!!
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 2 days ago
if you’re the one who shot him, then you don’t get to say “The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!”
qqq@lemmy.world 1 day ago
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 1 day ago
No!!! I don’t want a freaking toe.
Stop defiling corpses you sicko.
Now go put that back where you found it.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
They obviously made a wish using a monkey’s paw.
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 1 day ago
And as the monkey paw always does, it took their wish, then give them the finger.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Then they’re out of luck, since chimpanzees aren’t monkeys.