No no. I can totally believe this happened. I’ve sent women similiar messages when I was younger.
See, it doesn’t matter how much you like a woman, or how funny you are, or how respectful you are, or how big your dick is.
What matters most is that you own it. If you fall on your face, own it. You MEANT to do that. Doesn’t bother you. In fact, do it again. Harder. Break your nose. Start bleeding. Then own it again. That’s what matters. Confidence. The illusion that you know what you’re doing at all times, are comfortable in your own skin.
Oh, and also be tall. That’s the most important thing.
I actually know a schoolfriend that thought pissing was territory marking and actually pissed himself on purpose a couple of times in school. Few years ago I saw he was advertising his OF of pissing on his wife.
Soo… Yeah I have no idea how did he even find a wife that wanted to be pissed on?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 months ago
No no. I can totally believe this happened. I’ve sent women similiar messages when I was younger.
See, it doesn’t matter how much you like a woman, or how funny you are, or how respectful you are, or how big your dick is.
What matters most is that you own it. If you fall on your face, own it. You MEANT to do that. Doesn’t bother you. In fact, do it again. Harder. Break your nose. Start bleeding. Then own it again. That’s what matters. Confidence. The illusion that you know what you’re doing at all times, are comfortable in your own skin.
Oh, and also be tall. That’s the most important thing.
Darkmuch@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Pissing my pants? It’s called marking your territory fool!
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 4 months ago
I actually know a schoolfriend that thought pissing was territory marking and actually pissed himself on purpose a couple of times in school. Few years ago I saw he was advertising his OF of pissing on his wife. Soo… Yeah I have no idea how did he even find a wife that wanted to be pissed on?
NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Decent dating advice? In MY doom scrolling, nude browsing, and politics reading app? The world is really falling apart