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restingOface@quokk.au ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dude, chill. You’re on the shitpost sub. Also, the joke was funny. As a white person, I do feel the need to get my dog’s teeth aligned so he doesn’t get excluded by the other dogs in the dog park

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  • TaterTot@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wait… is that the reason Flutterbutter has been excluded at the dog park!?

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• Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I never understood why they say white people smell like candy. Then My partner, who lives in the US, came to visit. Yup. White Americans smell like candy. I bet it’s their diet.

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  • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s the diabetes.

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    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nah, My partner doesn’t have diabetes. I don’t think…

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      • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ah my bad. I intended to make a joke about Americans and didn’t fully read your comment. No insult meant to you or your partner.

        Will say a lot of body soaps and scents tend to be sweet smelling in the US. Look at most of Bed Bath and Bodywork’s type stuff.

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      • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        it’s a thing. people have caught their early onset diabetes by their partners noticing a change in taste of their fluids.

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• kurwa@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Okay 8.5x11

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