Me after 9/11/2001 seeing all the American flags being waved, reminiscent of Nazi Germany: “I sure hope this doesn’t lead where it looks like it could lead…”
Later: “Fuck.”
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
1980: “I bet there will be flying cars in the future!”
2026: “Oh…nonononononono. That would be far too dangerous. Not after 9/11.”
80: “9/11?”
26: “Yeah, they flew a bunch of planes into buildings, and blew up the pentagon, and the world trade center buildings, and an empty field in PA.”
80: “Why would they blow up an empty field?”
26: “Because those men and women inside that plane are HEROS!”
80: “I don’t understand…”
2020: “Hey guys!”
26: “Oh god! 1980, put this mask on. 2020 is here.”
80: “I don’t understand whats going on…”
2012: "I just shot a gorilla, and altered the future!
20 and 26: “FUCK OFF 2012!!!”
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
ergonomic_importer@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
Harambe was in 2016, unless you’re from the alternate timeline where the event actually happened in 2012.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Harambes demise was fortold by the Mayans.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
…ok, either you somehow have the ability to alter google results before I search for them, or this is some Bearenstein Bears Bullshit!
I SWEAR it was in 2012…wait, was Kony 2012 not in 2012? I remember them both happening in the same summer.
Zoot@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
The world ending thanks to the mayans was 2012, harambre was the confirmation that the world ended in 2012