Comment on Cheap hood gas

• MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What if you remove the hood from your dick?

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My parents mutilated my peepee because I’m Jewish. They’re the real antisemites.

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    • Magnum@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You can’t always play the jewish card for everything, maybe they just hated you in particular.

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      • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        That’s a really good point! Maybe I’m the terrible person, not my parents! Oh, this is wonderful!

        Maybe my parents weren’t the problem, maybe it…

        was…

        me…

        The whole time…

        Oh well! I thought I could fix my racist parents, but there’s no fixing this. Problem’s out of my hands! “Sorry, assface, I’m a terrible person, so you’re just gonna have to deal with it.” I feel so free!

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Antipenites.

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    • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      People who do that to their kid, while not strongly indicated medically, are disgusting asshats that need to be removed from their offspring and put in jail for childabuse. But with religion, everything is allowed and cool.

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• JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hmm because jwz don’t have foreskins?

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That was the joke I was going for, certainly considering who said it.

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