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BillyClark@piefed.social 2 days ago
Recently, I seem to have a problem that there are too many wolves around. I’ve lost three children this month alone.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 days ago
How many children do you have?
BillyClark@piefed.social 2 days ago
Oh they’re not my children. The neighbors keep dropping them off. They said somebody has to look after them while everybody else is out fighting wolves. Fortunately, when the parents came to pick up their children, nobody asked about those three, so I guess it all worked out in the end.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sounds like you’re just feeding neighbouring kids to wolves.
Chakravanti@monero.town 1 day ago
Yeah, but they asked for it.
DancingBear@midwest.social 2 days ago
Those are rookie numbers, coffee is for closers!
Malgas@beehaw.org 2 days ago
Believe it or not, release more wolves.