It gets even better if you imagine the dude from dinosaur dinner theatre reading that out in his old time narrator voice
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Farmers, allegedly, have no way of ensuring that cow faeces does not enter the product at the milking stage and if the general public were to find out about it it could have an annihilating impact on the dairy market at large. Fortunately, I have not detected this issue in any way with this particular bottle. 5 stars.
codapine@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Pasteurization
Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So what you’re saying is that the poop doesn’t have any germs in it.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pasteurization is gonna blow your mind.
Doom@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There is litterally poop on everything. Just type “fecal matter everything” into your favorite search engine and prepare to be horrified to exist.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
???