It gets even better if you imagine the dude from dinosaur dinner theatre reading that out in his old time narrator voice
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Farmers, allegedly, have no way of ensuring that cow faeces does not enter the product at the milking stage and if the general public were to find out about it it could have an annihilating impact on the dairy market at large. Fortunately, I have not detected this issue in any way with this particular bottle. 5 stars.
codapine@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Pasteurization
Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So what you’re saying is that the poop doesn’t have any germs in it.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pasteurization is gonna blow your mind.
Doom@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There is litterally poop on everything. Just type “fecal matter everything” into your favorite search engine and prepare to be horrified to exist.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
???