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ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

I don’t know where you live, but i will find you and lick all your dirty fingers in a way you will find uncomfortable before you desecrate any more precious paperbacks

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
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- dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  When I was like 15-16 I was riding in my buddy’s car and he asked our other friend to pump gas. When he got back in he kept complaining about smelling gasoline, and kept saying dude had gotten it on his hands. He was being a real dick about it, so when he wasn’t looking dude reached down and fondled his nuts and when he kept on dude was like “dude, smell my hand! It’s fine!” And he did. And the entire group of us lost our shit it was so funny. Except for the driver, who was pissed. But, like 2 weeks before that the driver had walked up behind the same guy while he was sitting and just flopped his super long dick on his shoulder through his fly, so, like, he set the tone of the friendship with that shit.
  
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  - Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    That’s assault brutha
    
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- MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
At least it’s a soft cover, not a hard cover.

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