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null@piefed.nullspace.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

Then they explode and he complains about the mess and it’s spilling all over the floor. And no one wants to help me clean up the mess, nasty people who said they were friends. But don’t worry, I put down a few paper towels, and now the floor is much less sticky. And I did it all by myself because no one else could do it.

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
You forgot the part where he blames illegals for the explosion.

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- forrgott@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  More the part where he blames illegals for the… uh, for… You know, Hannibal Lector was a really fine gentlemen! The best people are saying!
  
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- iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  & trans, not me just sayin
  
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  - Schmoo@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    They’re making an effort to make them illegal too.
    
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Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
“Look at this mess I inherited from the Democrats!”

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- smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Sleepy Joe put my Diet Cokes in the freezer. He’s a low IQ individual.
  
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  - Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Lmao
    
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candyman337@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Diet coke doesn’t get sticky because it doesn’t have sugar but otherwise it’s completely accurate

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- HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  i have not tested nor do i want to, but i think it still gets sticky.
  
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