The real doordasher was probably deported by ICE and replaced with this lady that does Republican photo ops
Comment on this fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at work
Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
They would never allow a doordash worker that close to the president. Ever. Most countries wouldn’t do that.
merdaverse@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 hours ago
She was fully checked out before she ever got that close. She wasn’t even from the area, she was flown in from several states away. The entire thing was tightly engineered.
And it still went off the rails. You can always count on MAGA to be virtuosically incompetent.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Wait how did it go off the rails
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 hours ago
He asked if she voted for him, and she said maybe (that’s a no), he asked her about trans in sports, and she refused to answer, he said it was an honor to meet her because he was waiting for her to say it, but she didn’t, and he has no filter, so he blurted it out himself, and when all that was over, a reporter asked him about that post as Jesus, and he hummana-hummanaed through a ridiculous rationalization that he was supposed to be a doctor helping people because that’s what he does, Help People, by bombing them into the stone age.
They set up this whole PR stunt, finding this woman who needed the tax breaks to take care of her husband with cancer (without understanding that it really shines a light on their non-existent health care system more than No Tax On Tips) and flying her in from several states away, and yet they didn’t even bother to do the simplest briefing of Trump, or rehearse his patter in front of the media. After all that, they let him go out there and just wing it.
MAGA is virtuosically incompetent.
Rooster326@programming.dev 7 hours ago
Bold of you to assume he can be trained to say what they want in his demented state.