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platypode@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

Not sure where you’re getting this info from, because it’s horribly wrong.

Per Baseball Reference, corroborated by Savant:

Rich Hill is not an active MLB player
Verlander weighs 240
Scherzer weighs 208
Martin is 39yo, 6’8”
Santana is 40yo, 5’10” 210lb

Leaving aside that you’re calling 43yo/6’5”/240lb “old and fat”—that’s below average BMI even before accounting for BMI not accurately representing the fatness of elite athletes

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ryper@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
And yet somehow the part where there are active MLB players who share names with Cold Play’s lead singer and Carlos Santana is not wrong.

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CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
In true shitpost fashion, I make shit up as I go. I was too lazy to do any real research. I’m too lazy to verify your shitpost isn’t doing the same thing. Either way, ponder this:

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- platypode@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  🚨🚨🚨 slopper detected 🚨🚨🚨
  
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- BigDiction@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  I would have done Bartolo Colón
  
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