Hey man, all ducks are beautiful.
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vivalapivo@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Are they? Thought bird dicks are smaller
Hey man, all ducks are beautiful.
*disclaimer: I do NOT want to see your dick. Do not DM me your ….
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
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Godort@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Big Bird has a predator’s front facing eyes, and a massive form which must require a lot of calories to run.
Do you think his species is an ambush predator like a puma, a persistence predator like a human, or does he go for volume like an orca?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 day ago
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LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Nobody sees him eating other muppets, so 100% ambush predator.
No one knows what happens when the lights go off on Sesame Street.
I assume it’s like My Friendly Neighbourhood, and Big Bird is the apex predator. Sometimes muppets just… vanish.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Big Bird does establish when meeting Mr. Rogers that he likes foot races.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I bet he chases his prey down and uses his giant feet to pin em down and pecks em clean.