Comment on Apparently they are actually for birds???

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Godort@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Big Bird has a predator’s front facing eyes, and a massive form which must require a lot of calories to run.

    Do you think his species is an ambush predator like a puma, a persistence predator like a human, or does he go for volume like an orca?

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nobody sees him eating other muppets, so 100% ambush predator.

      No one knows what happens when the lights go off on Sesame Street.

      I assume it’s like My Friendly Neighbourhood, and Big Bird is the apex predator. Sometimes muppets just… vanish.

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Big Bird does establish when meeting Mr. Rogers that he likes foot races.

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      • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I bet he chases his prey down and uses his giant feet to pin em down and pecks em clean.

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey man, all ducks are beautiful.

  *disclaimer: I do NOT want to see your dick. Do not DM me your ….

  Oh no, I think I bollocksed this. Comment.

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