Comment on Classic fucking Linda

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• ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Then she doesn’t eat it out of spite

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  • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And then you eat two desserts out of counter-spite. Win win.

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• Angrydeuce@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I thought this was a common thing lol

  I’ve been ordering twice as many fries as I actually want because after 15 years of marriage I goddamn well know that despite her saying she doesn’t want any fries she’s going to eat half my fries lol

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  • mrnobody@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have the opposite. I grew up with my parents guilt tripping me “starting kids in Africa” stuff, and so my wife is one who rarely finishes a meal, snack, or dessert, so I’m “stuck” eating the leftovers haha.

    I’ve learned to order less while out, cuz she won’t eat leftovers either (or rarely does) so I get to try hers instead of it going to waste.

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You shouldn’t start kids anywhere unless you plan on taking care of them.

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      • mrnobody@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Haha, damn swipe text!

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• balsoft@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Alternatively, if you’re overweight, just be happy that she’s helping you reduce calorie intake

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