Classic fucking Linda

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• U7826391786239@piefed.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  dude, just order 2 desserts for yourself: one for you, and one for ms. “i don’t want dessert”

  problem solved now and forever

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  • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Then she doesn’t eat it out of spite

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    • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      And then you eat two desserts out of counter-spite. Win win.

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  • Angrydeuce@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I thought this was a common thing lol

    I’ve been ordering twice as many fries as I actually want because after 15 years of marriage I goddamn well know that despite her saying she doesn’t want any fries she’s going to eat half my fries lol

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    • mrnobody@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I have the opposite. I grew up with my parents guilt tripping me “starting kids in Africa” stuff, and so my wife is one who rarely finishes a meal, snack, or dessert, so I’m “stuck” eating the leftovers haha.

      I’ve learned to order less while out, cuz she won’t eat leftovers either (or rarely does) so I get to try hers instead of it going to waste.

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  • balsoft@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Alternatively, if you’re overweight, just be happy that she’s helping you reduce calorie intake

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