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PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

I once met a hooker who said “I’ll do anything for 50 dollars”. I said “Paint my house.” I gave her a paint bucket and told her to start with the porch.

She came back about an hour later and said “All done!”.

I said, “Wow, that was fast.”

She said, “Yeah, I’m getting pretty good at this. Oh and by the way, that’s not a porch, it’s a Mercedes.”

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NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
This is the first time I’ve heard of someone confusing the words “House” and “Porsche”

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- poolitzer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  But what about porch and porsche, which is how the joke was written?
  
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  - Omnipitaph@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    He asked her to paint his house though.
    
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- mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  but you haven’t heard that
  
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  - NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    No, you’re right, I don’t have text to speech running.
    
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