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DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

He locks his room at night, slicing the throat is a no-go.

Perhaps poisoning the entire family?

I have access to the rice cooker… just something colorless and tasteless will do.

Does Cyanide work? Is it detectable?

Perhaps gasoline to the house and set it on fire while everyone is asleep? And sabotage the 911 system?

Hmmm choices choices…

(This comment is a joke, I do not advocate murder)

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