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DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

He locks his room at night, slicing the throat is a no-go.

Perhaps poisoning the entire family?

I have access to the rice cooker… just something colorless and tasteless will do.

Does Cyanide work? Is it detectable?

Perhaps gasoline to the house and set it on fire while everyone is asleep? And sabotage the 911 system?

Hmmm choices choices…

(This comment is a joke, I do not advocate murder)

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Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Cyanide smells like almonds.

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- DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  I actually have no idea what cyanide even is.
  
  I hear that supposedly its in fruit cores
  
  Like the seed(?) thing in the middle of cherries?
  
  crush them into powder and voila, cyanide?
  
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  - dogs0n@sh.itjust.works ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago
    Easier to kill them all with big sad like usual ;(
    
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    DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago
    LOVE*
    
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