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tocano@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
kill.
He locks his room at night, slicing the throat is a no-go.
Perhaps poisoning the entire family?
I have access to the rice cooker… just something colorless and tasteless will do.
Does Cyanide work? Is it detectable?
Perhaps gasoline to the house and set it on fire while everyone is asleep? And sabotage the 911 system?
Hmmm choices choices…
(This comment is a joke, I do not advocate murder)
Cyanide smells like almonds.
I actually have no idea what cyanide even is.
I hear that supposedly its in fruit cores
Like the seed(?) thing in the middle of cherries?
crush them into powder and voila, cyanide?
Easier to kill them all with big sad like usual ;(
I don’t know about cherries, but there’s a little bit of cyanide in apple seeds. You’d need a lot of apple seeds to get a lethal dosage of cyanide though.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
He locks his room at night, slicing the throat is a no-go.
Perhaps poisoning the entire family?
I have access to the rice cooker… just something colorless and tasteless will do.
Does Cyanide work? Is it detectable?
Perhaps gasoline to the house and set it on fire while everyone is asleep? And sabotage the 911 system?
Hmmm choices choices…
(This comment is a joke, I do not advocate murder)
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cyanide smells like almonds.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I actually have no idea what cyanide even is.
I hear that supposedly its in fruit cores
Like the seed(?) thing in the middle of cherries?
crush them into powder and voila, cyanide?
dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Easier to kill them all with big sad like usual ;(
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I don’t know about cherries, but there’s a little bit of cyanide in apple seeds. You’d need a lot of apple seeds to get a lethal dosage of cyanide though.