Comment on Its Over 😔
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week agoJust start saying gradually more and more insane stuff.
“The cutest puppy just ate my sandwich”
“Omg I just lost my exclamation point”
“The cutest puppy just ate my face”
“I just met a leprechaun”
“The cutest puppy and I just had dinner”
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Gotta go more unhinged than that. Send shit like, “Homie and I just smashed hella antelope with the drive thru chick at an Arby’s in Montana”
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Then follow that up with “we’re gonna have babies but we need to antelope to Wisconsin”