well maybe he shouldnât have jammed his thumb up its butthole
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moody@lemmings.world â¨20⊠â¨hours⊠agoIt literally stabbed him in the heart, which seems to me like an unlikely way to die to a stingray, but Iâm no stingrayologist, so take that with a grain of salt.
yucandu@lemmy.world â¨17⊠â¨hours⊠ago
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world â¨19⊠â¨hours⊠ago
They hurt like a bad beesting. Lifeguards will put your foot into a bag of hot water (denatures the venom) and after a few minutes, you are fine
FundMECFS@piefed.zip â¨37⊠â¨minutes⊠ago
Few minutes? Nah itâs a proper wound. Itâs fine after a couple days in 99% of cases. But youâre underselling it.
Kolanaki@pawb.social â¨19⊠â¨hours⊠ago
What if I get stabbed somewhere else? Do they still just put my foot in a bag of hot water?
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca â¨19⊠â¨hours⊠ago
Yes, even if your spouse gets stung, they put your foot in hot water.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works â¨16⊠â¨hours⊠ago
I also choose this guyâs wife.
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world â¨19⊠â¨hours⊠ago
Yes. You can put your dick in the hot water too if it gets stung