Comment on My glasses

• b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sir, I am well known to understand each and any joke. Immediately and at any time of night or day. If this is intended to be an insult to my intellectual capabilities, I demand satisfaction.

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  • chicken@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But you see, my good fellow, you’ve shown nary a bit of proof for this supposed intellect. How could I, an internet user of honor and integrity, accept such a duel when I know not if my actions will be akin to bullying a simpleton?

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    • b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dont’t worry. IRL I wouldn’t waste a second of my time with you. Or risk being seen in your company.

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      • EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That seems like a good deal, can you promise not to be seen in public with me too?

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  • Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why is it impossible for people to show humility online? Who are you trying to impress? It’s always sarcasm and doubling down.

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    • b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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      • Aqarius@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Booooo!

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      • Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What a throwback

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    • b_tr3e@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why is it impossible to understand an obvious joke? Or to read two postings downward before becoming a judgemental, better-than-though asshole? Oh. I understand. You were that asshole before. HAND.

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• lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He could have phrased it better haha

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