Comment on This toilet paper at my work

Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It actually took great care to pull out enough for the picture. I typically can’t extract more than one (1) thin square of tissue at a time

  I’ve heard of single-ply, but this is more like 0.25-ply

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  • bleistift2@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So you need to use lots of extra time to wipe your ass? Sounds like a reasonable business decision.

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    • Feirdro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      • typical business decision.

      Make policy first, don’t ever measure the effects.

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    • EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      One of these two options results in lowering a line item in a budget, the other is just a vague decline in productivity and employee retention.

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  • theodewere@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    shareholder-ply

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  • Bonehead@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The key is not to pull the toilet paper itself, but press on the roll to turn it as you carefully draw out the toilet paper with the other hand.

    Source: I once worked for a really bad travel insurance company that used the same toilet paper supplier.

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    • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Believe me, I wish I could, but the hood on the dispenser prohibits this approach

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• bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A prostate exam with every wipe

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