I find a well aimed missile tends to do the trick
Comment on A product of his environment
ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Anybody have any neighbor revenge tips? As in my neighbor is a fucking psycho who tried to break into my house, but is also rich, so he paid a lawyer and got a hand slap?
Obligatory, ACAB and fuck America. Can’t wait to take a position overseas again.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Malfeasant@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Seems like it should be possible to introduce crab grass to his lawn…
ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
That’s like the bamboo idea. I like it
Bongles@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Good ol frozen piss disc. /s
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Depends how much revenge you need. There is a sliding scale between pooping on his doormat to planting creeping bamboo to planting an IED.
ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Somewhere between the bamboo and IED
davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
if he has a dog, you could put broken glass into dog food and feed it to the dog.
ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Whoa now! His dog didn’t do anything to me!
ulterno@programming.dev 20 hours ago
While I hate dogs, I can’t really condone this.