Negative energy can never be removed, only transferred. He obviously didn’t like you, the skeptic, so he transferred all the negative energy into you from your other co-workers. /s
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Wren@lemmy.today 6 days ago
Shout out to my coworker who brought his crystals in to work one day to fix our negative energy. After carefully placing each stone according to universal leylines of good vibes, extraordinarily pleased with himself, immediately saw me slice through a package and into my fingers. I needed eleven stitches.
Jolteon@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
Wren@lemmy.today 5 days ago
Aw, but I supported him. Magic is stupid but I like cool rocks.
ignotum@lemmy.world 6 days ago
That’s just how the magic stones remove the negative energy from your body, through bloodletting
Wren@lemmy.today 6 days ago
It all makes sense now. The universe balanced my humors.