Comment on I wish I could do executive orders 🤔

kmartburrito@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • kmartburrito@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They are so unified in the fact that they are all lower than garbage that I’ve started measuring them by the gallon rather than the person.

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    • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think the average paedophile would take more than a gallon of space, so that will just increase the number you have to use for the calculation.

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    • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gallons are still countable.

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      • kmartburrito@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s the joke (and why I said I was ‘measuring’ them) - I was making fun of myself for being wrong while also doubling down on the fact that they’re garbage pedos. It’s a win-win. Sorry, my sense of humor isn’t always the most apparent.

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