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That only solves your problem. It doesn’t add problems for the perpetrator, which is the only thing we are concerned with here.

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starik@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
You can use it on them too

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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
add a drop of mercury on each screw

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errer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Doesn’t actually solve your problem…you further fuck up your own hardwood

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- tomiant@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  We are already in pretty firmly academic territory here
  
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D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Cut the hands off the downstairs neighbour with it. Now they don’t need a stripper pole. Pole gets removed and everything goes back to normal (after all the court cases and prison time etc).

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