Comment on Why do they turn Federation into a dystopia?
ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 1 day agoIt’s an interesting idea, but it also tiptoes right up to the line of “neighbours spying on each other on behalf of the state” - not great!
Comment on Why do they turn Federation into a dystopia?
ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 1 day agoIt’s an interesting idea, but it also tiptoes right up to the line of “neighbours spying on each other on behalf of the state” - not great!
Kirk@startrek.website 23 hours ago
LPT just buy a Ring doorbell instead
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
Who has time in this day & age for all of their civic duties, amirite?
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