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I mean I think the bigger issue here is that he sent a Tesla to space when he could have become the Jesus of our times, and saved hundreds of millions of people from abject poverty and despair.

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SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
You know what’s funny, though? I think about this all the time. There’s thousands of “Jesus of our times” people, but we don’t know any of their names, because they never became billionaires, because… well… they didn’t hoard money, cause… well… they’re “Jesus”

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- LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Dolly Parton.
  
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  - SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    She’s not a billionaire, though. She works 9 to 5.
    
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yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Never mind Jesus, we could have had Iron Man

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BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
That position of Jesus is still open to any Sociopathic Oligarch who wants it. Any takers? No?

Ah, they remember what happened to the last Jesus, got it.

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