Comment

Comment on This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys!

So is this:

A) spending a period of 3 days mastering the art of mastering your bowls
B) spending that 6000-post-long period learning how to only poop every 3 days
C) spending that 6000-post-long period learning how to not poop for a period of 3 days at a time

Either way, I would like to be pointed to the source of this knowledge.

source

Sort:hotnew top

blueworld@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
https://lemmy.world/post/616615

I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack? - Lemmy.world

lemmy.world

Please don’t ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: - I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. - I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere. - I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere. - I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully). - Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself. - If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets. Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

source
- tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Thank you dearly and sincerely for saving the text. I thought it was gone forever after OP deleted their post (internet terrorism imo). Last i saw the comment section was still kicking around, but without being able to see the question.
  
  Should be in a best of archive and saved for posterity. The set up was important, but the comment section was the best sleuthing around. Would love to know if it actually was the haj.
  
  source
ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
It looks like the original post is gone, but there was a guy 2.5 years ago who asked how to avoid pooping for 3 days. It generated a lot of buzz and was the first big insider meme that appeared on Lemmy to my knowledge.

source
- FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Oh right. Thank you so much!
  
  source
- jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  I think in hindsight someone figured out the guy was probably trying to make a joke about being on that sub that sank going to the Titanic.
  
  source
  - tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    I thought the best conclusion was the haj. All the details lined up.
    
    source
  - ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    That actually makes a lot of sense. Whatever it was, it conquered our collective hearts and minds for days.
    
    source

I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack? - Lemmy.world