Comment on Why does it seem like women are more wont to make noise in sexual situations while men don't?

paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is why lesbians have better sex.
  You have fingers and a mouth, you don't need to stop after you cum.

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  • Guest_User@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a straight male, I too have fingers and a mouth

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    • OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I've just realised you all saw the word lesbian and short circuted, deciding everything following that word was supposedly all about lesbians, and not about the dude who says he stops fucking after he cums.

      Bruh. Try rereading my comment this way, it might make it easier for you to parse without your fantasy lesbians distracting you in the first sentence.

      You have fingers and a mouth, you don't need to stop fucking all night after you cum.
      This is why lesbians have better sex.

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      • Guest_User@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Lol calm down it was an off hand joke. Not a great joke and it clearly didn’t land but it certainly wasn’t some grand statement meant to offend

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  • misophist@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a straight, I wish I had fingers and a mouth. At least I can have multiple orgasms. Suck it, penis-owners!

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    • ElBarto@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Suck it, penis-owners!

      Look, if we could we would, but then you’d never see us again.

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    • OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As a straight, I wish I had fingers and a mouth.

      Wut

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      • HerrBeter@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The bering strait**

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    • Tywele@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Trans women with penises can have multiple orgasms.

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      • misophist@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I didn’t realize that and that’s fantastic! Thank you!

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      • ParsnipWitch@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Men with and without penises also can have multiple orgasms.

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    • the_third@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Suck it, penis-owners!

      See people, that’s the key to a good sex life, clear, concise communication.

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  • Oszilloraptor@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The problem is more that cumming is the goal for many guys.

    I may won’t last long when penetrating, but we still have fun for hours before and after it.

    And I think that’s a point about how to approach sex, not about sexual identity

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    • Ataraxia@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As a woman that sounds fucking exhausting. I finish as soon as I can and am not interested in going for hours. My boyfriend would want to buy I have sleep or snacks or games to get to. Heck, I’m fine not even finishing and I get annoyed he insists I do. Omg I’m so exhausted just thinking about it ugh.

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    • OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I'm glad you understand the point i was making.

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  • havokdj@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do what? Why would you have to stop for that long? Genuinely asking.

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    • OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can you rephrase the question? I don't understand what you're trying to ask.

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      • havokdj@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why would you need to stop fucking after you orgasm?

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• jcrabapple@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is the funniest honesty I’ve heard in a long time. Thank you.

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