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• spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Shoot… now what? <searches Jaguar Conspiracy Theories>

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jaguars are the leading cause of male-pattern baldness.

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought that was the opposite, you get the baldness first, then you buy a Jaaaaaaaag

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    • night_petal@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Jaguars prefer bubblegum flavored toothpaste.

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      • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Big Jaguar has cornered the bubblegum toothpaste market, increasing male pattern baldness. OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE

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