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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m american but the romans and french taught them how to do it.

  And if anyone calls me british ever again there will be consequences

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oh no, an american threatening consequences. What are you going to do, impose tariffs?

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    • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’ll cry really hard and make you feel bad because your european empathy makes you supspecktable to emotional damage.

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      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        TIL empathy is a European thing. All the more reason to move to Europe. Unfortunately, I’m american, so by your logic I’ll just water my lawn with your tears…

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    • wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This reply is art.

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nice try, but if you were really american, you’d spell it conzequences.

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• deHaga@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s spelt colonised

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I would pronounce that “colon-iced”

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    • deHaga@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Frozen butt plug

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      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Nice business model. Silicone ice molds, sanitary and there’s no risk of tearing during extraction.

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