I’m up here on a scissor lift. I get real high and my shit is janky and steers like a whale. Actually we’ll all get out manoeuvred when the whales come, but I’ll be up there, clinging to a mast. Well, anti-gravity forklifts might pose some threat to one clinging to an anomalous ship mast in a warehouse BUT! I have your clipboards!
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abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Am forklift driver. Can confirm this is how you reach the top shelves.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
How do you actually grab something off the shelves, if both lifts are keeping the other up?
papalonian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You’re supposed to put a third forklift (using a fourth forklift) on top of the first two
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
That a professional secret!