Comment on Does anyone make a bidet that is a combination of a toilet, a Star Trek captain's chair and a touchless carwash?

• db2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Toilets flush my guy, all you’d have to do is relax in the full body bidet. 🤷

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Do I want to get completely undressed and shower for a shit? No.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You lack conviction. Weak.

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• pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think over the top shower with an asian squat toilet in might be the way to go tbh.

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Too hard on the knees and not good when I’m old and arthritic.

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    • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I mean, you don’t have to squat, I was just thinking it’s a much better alternative to waffle stomping

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