A man sits on the roof during a rising flood.

A rowboat comes by, and yells, “get in the boat!”

“No, God will save me.”

Then the coast guard comes by, “get in the boat!”

“No, God will save me.”

Then a helicopter comes by, “climb in the helicopter!”

“No, God will save me.”

Then a pack of wild hyenas swim by, and tear the man from limb to limb, laughing while he dies in agonizing horror.