Comment on Teenage Jehovah's Witness can receive blood transfusion, judge rules
slothrop@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Nowhere in the Bible does a hero just let themselves go, and put their survival soley into the Creator’s hands: you gotta do your part too, Grasshopper!
tomiant@piefed.social 1 week ago
A man sits on the roof during a rising flood.
A rowboat comes by, and yells, “get in the boat!”
“No, God will save me.”
Then the coast guard comes by, “get in the boat!”
“No, God will save me.”
Then a helicopter comes by, “climb in the helicopter!”
“No, God will save me.”
Then a pack of wild hyenas swim by, and tear the man from limb to limb, laughing while he dies in agonizing horror.
Skanky@lemmy.world 1 week ago
This isn’t the ending that I remember.
This one is much better.
TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
What’s wrong? God saved him in the end.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 week ago
Actually he was an unrepentant sinner who believed in the prosperity gospel so he went straight to non-existence because what he believes means nothing