Comment on Discussion Thread 💎 Thursday 18 December 2025

• StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The one time I cooked a turkey (I was still with my ex, and it was his idea. Except I did ALL the work). I cleaned it, made stuffing. Stuffed that bitch up. It barely fit in my oven, burnt my hands getting it out. Basted it.

  It turned out great, for my first and only time. The only “bad” thing was the skin wasn’t crispy. But the meat was so juicy and delicious, so I consider it a win… Even if his family were very blasé about my work and praised him… For standing in the kitchen dry retching while I cleaned the turkey I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️😂😂

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  • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    (Good lord that story makes me mad, but I’m gonna focus on the) FUCK YEAH look at you go with that turkey!! Well done! Hope you got the leftovers.

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can laugh about it now, he was such a pussy 😂

      I had turkey for lunch and dinner for weeks it was worth it to not have to worry about food for ages hahaha

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  • melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve never cooked a turkey, well done

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    sounds like YOU are an excellent cook

    the proof is in the pudding 🙂

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The proof is in the turkey breast 😂

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• CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dry as a dead dingo’s donga

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• Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  how the hell are they are cooking it, it’s the easiest thing to do a roast

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  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have no idea. At xmas I just hide it by putting excessive gravy on and wincing heh.

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