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Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• snooggums@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Corn farmers should be tested every 90 days if they want a government handout.

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  • Kertyna@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Corn farmers should be 🌽-tested every 90 🌽 if they want government 🌽.

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    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Who can be trusted to keep accurate count of the corn cobs?

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      • TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Quid cobiet ipsos cobes?

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      • polydactyl@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • The_v@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The USDA-NASS is responsible for making an estimate of the number of corn cobs in the U.S. Most other countries have similar organizations.

        To do so they send surveys out to ask farmers what they think. The farmers answer completely truthfully because lying would inflate the prices they get on their corn cobs.

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The corn must flow

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• takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Remove the corn subsidies!

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  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    From the Cornholes!

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• mtpender@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
  BUTTER FOR THE POP-KHORNE!

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