Comment on What is in your pockets?

• FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Finally a politician who supports my interests.

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!

    “We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”

    Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”

    *undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY! START EATIN’!”

    Cops 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.

    *eats ass with gusto

    Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”

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    • hunkyburrito@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Is it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first

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      • aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        i… just realised they WEREN’T shooting because of your comment.

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      • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Normal if you are an American.

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• X@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.

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