Navigating mygov shit for ol’ girl’s medical stuff. Couldn’t get past security q “name of first pet”. She grew up on a farm.

Was getting very frustrated… so sat her down and said right… write down the name every favourite pet and we’ll try systematically.

We had 2 horses, a donkey, a chicken, 2 dogs, a turkey and a cat.

It was the fuckn’ cat.

Good sign that she can remember all those names though.